I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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