My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Enjoy the penises
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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