We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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