You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
i out mim tonsoeep
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