Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i think i have herpe
just one?
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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