How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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