I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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