So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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