My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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