I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
You're a waste of cheezeits
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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