ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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