I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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