thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Found your dick twin last night
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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