New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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