if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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