so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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