why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
