called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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