The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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