I'm so fucking centered right now
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Everything about him screamed your future.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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