apparently the secret to your success is patron
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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