How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Randomize
