Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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