I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize
