Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
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