Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
only if we run a train.
done.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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