watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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