u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Congratulations! We have a period
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