I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
When did angry sex become our thing?
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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