when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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