they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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