Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
