the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
