You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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