Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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