I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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