All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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