dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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