Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
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