What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Randomize
