She said her name was "party"
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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