Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
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