5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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