i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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