when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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