Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I stole a fireplace last night.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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