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she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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