he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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