Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I have aggressive nipples.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
how drunk are you?
Several
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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