Dual....:-)
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
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