STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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