He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
tell me about the fingering
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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