Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I am available for nakedness
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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