He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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