She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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