I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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